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When I Take Out The Recycling, I Look Like A Raging Alcoholic

from Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers by The Sound That Ends Creation

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    Art by Cory Swope. The shirt is Gildan softstyle, which is what I've been using the past few times. It's also printed by the same company, so expect a nice big print.

    Bernie Sanders finally snaps, turns into his titan form and beats the shit out of Jeff Bezos>
    The back is a real quote from Bernie and probably what he says while he's ulting "I'm not always a smiley kind of guy" what a chad.

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    Black 5 panel dad hat 8869 Valucap.
    With white embroidery. The image is a (poorly made) mockup.

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    These are printed on Gildan Softstyle, which is the shirt I've been using the past couple times, it's also the same printer so expect a nice, huge print.

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    12 inch vinyl with full color jacket, labels, and insert with lyrics, all shrink-wrapped and delivered to your door.

    3 variants, 100 pieces for each variant:
    Unicorn Poop: 3 color A/B pink, black, and light blue.
    Unicorn Loogie: Orange and light blue color in color with white splatter.
    Unicorn Vomit: Ultra clear with orange, pink, and light blue splatter.

    As is the case with all vinyl right now, it has missed it's ship date.
    I will keep everyone up to date.

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    T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    4 color screen print on the front and single color print on the back of a black Gildan Softstyle. This is a very big print, on a very soft, nice shirt.

    Art by Sesius Medina

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    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    CD in a jewel case, the tray is clear unlike this mockup.
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lyrics

The stars at night, are big and bright,
despite carbon monoxide.
The prairie sky is wide and high,
over the landfill nearby.

It's disgusting what we're doing,
poisoning the world around us.
Slowly dying, horrifying.
Everything we know is crying
out consistently for a shred of empathy.

It's all in the name of industry.
We're a disease killing off all the bees, and trees.

There's an island that's made
from bottles of gatorade.
Actually there's now five
patches where that shit survives.
It's growing, not slowing,
ongoing. Just floating,
exposing, our cuisine,
to styrene, it's obsene.

We're assholes. We are fucking assholes.

Just for one second think of the life that is threatened by our design.
We are weapons for corporate crime.
When we step in, will we have time?

Cut down a forest,
we are terrorists for conglomerates.
By twenty fifty,
Florida's undersea,
and Corpus Christi.
I know it's Florida,
but if you want a orange you should've cared.

Forest fires, and large torrents of sand,
the recession of land, flooding of sewers.
That is our future, later or sooner.

Just for one second think of the life that is threatened by our design.
We are weapons for corporate crime.
When we step in, will we have time?

credits

from Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers, released November 5, 2021

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