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Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers

by The Sound That Ends Creation

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Diogenes Grief
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Diogenes Grief The one-man wrecking ball known as TSTEC crafts another monstrous-sounding album meant to shatter the multiverse itself, and good-riddance with it all. Favorite track: When I Take Out The Recycling, I Look Like A Raging Alcoholic.
iain666
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iain666 It's a lovely bit of totally mental grindcore and the song titles are possibly the best ever by anyone (for TSTEC generally, not just this album).
cheddacheeze
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cheddacheeze this is what would happen if car bomb and clown core fucked and made jesus Favorite track: Get Your Shirt Off... It's Pervert Time (Feat. Cameron Mcbride).
TreeBeard
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TreeBeard "This is where the universe wanted you to be. This is the record you deserve." Someone important, probably.

And they're right.
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    Art by Cory Swope. The shirt is Gildan softstyle, which is what I've been using the past few times. It's also printed by the same company, so expect a nice big print.

    Bernie Sanders finally snaps, turns into his titan form and beats the shit out of Jeff Bezos>
    The back is a real quote from Bernie and probably what he says while he's ulting "I'm not always a smiley kind of guy" what a chad.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album

    These are printed on Gildan Softstyle, which is the shirt I've been using the past couple times, it's also the same printer so expect a nice, huge print.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    12 inch vinyl with full color jacket, labels, and insert with lyrics, all shrink-wrapped and delivered to your door.

    3 variants, 100 pieces for each variant:
    Unicorn Poop: 3 color A/B pink, black, and light blue.
    Unicorn Loogie: Orange and light blue color in color with white splatter.
    Unicorn Vomit: Ultra clear with orange, pink, and light blue splatter.

    As is the case with all vinyl right now, it has missed it's ship date.
    I will keep everyone up to date.

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    Hat + Digital Album

    Black 5 panel dad hat 8869 Valucap.
    With white embroidery. The image is a (poorly made) mockup.

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  • Flying Politician Shirt
    T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    4 color screen print on the front and single color print on the back of a black Gildan Softstyle. This is a very big print, on a very soft, nice shirt.

    Art by Sesius Medina

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    CD in a jewel case, the tray is clear unlike this mockup.
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Step right up to the scene, a setup, you ain't seen! If you are pregnant, or you are nursing, head to the exit. A final warning. It's now time for the blast off, T minus nine for the take off!
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My friend are you in need? May god help you see. Just plant a big seed. Are you close to death? Can't stop cigarettes? Want that sick corvette? Deep in debt? No need to fret. Just plant a seed, and returns you'll reap! When you're in doubt, just let god work it out. My friend are you in need? May god help you see. Just plant a big seed. Just invest, you'll be blessed! I will see you from my private jet! The more seed you plan to sow, blessings in tow. The more rewards you'll come to know! I need that dough, you're my cash cow. My friend are you in need? May god help you see. Just plant a big seed. Get on your knees and pray with me... when the check clears. ????????
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Welcome to the show today, I'll help you melt your mind away. Chemicals in waterways turns the freaking frogs gay! Aluminum dioxide controls weather outside. Clintons take a child bride, what's the truth? You decide! But before i get into it, we need some help funding this outfit. We have the best supplements and counterfeits! My xenophobic rants will confirm your racist views, while you buy our products with thousands of 5 star reviews! Welcome to the show today, I'll help you melt your mind away. Chemicals in waterways turns the freaking frogs gay! Aluminum dioxide controls weather outside. Clintons take a child bride, what's the truth? You decide! Buy my shitty products made form chicken bone dust, tastes like ovaltine and blue bell ice cream! Wake up sheeple! Pick up a Clinton rape whistle, enzymes, shampoo, and wipes for when you go poo poo! Fends off the satanists and the deep state demons of the new world order!
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Do you feel drowsy? Depressed or stressed or just plain lowsy? Do you feel some pain? Can't get up off the couch and face the day? Well my friend, here's something for you. It will mend all your aches like new! A new blend, grows your penis too! This godsend, the greatest scientific breakthrough! Just a couple side-effects, trust, something we legally must express. Diarrhea, insomnia, dermatitis, and drowsiness, night sweats, and dizziness. Some patients also experienced debilitating flatulence. Heart disease, male menses, buckled knees, bloated feces, constipation, inflammation, embolism, loss of patience. Do you feel drowsy? Depressed or stressed or just plain lowsy? Do you feel some pain? Get off the couch and face the day! Legally I can't lie, five people have died. There are a few lawsuits. You should ask your doctor if this shit is fine for you!
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Please eat the rich, make a sandwich, then fill your fridge. They're all worthless, have no purpose, they're cancerous. Got too much cash, in their stash, they'll just dispense, on a benz. Not creating, condescending, Scrooge Mcduck, useless fuck. Please eat the rich, make a sandwich, then fill your fridge. They're all worthless, have no purpose, they're cancerous. We could pay for healthcare if we taxed their ass, but they need a new pair of exotic cats. Pet cloning, fancy ice. Their clothing overpriced. A new butt, and lips too, Think of what we could do. Please eat the rich, make a sandwich, then fill your fridge. They're all worthless, have no purpose, they're cancerous. Got a bench in their bathrooms, And designer fancy perfume. While there's people who cannot pay For the basics that they need to live each day.
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Give me your poor tired huddled masses, Only if they came with boarding passes. If that is what they lack, Have to send their assess back, Don't try to unpack. We're just too full! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. It's not like there's four million square miles of land no one lives on. You'll have to wait to plead your case in some shitty camp with no heating lamps. It's full of shit and stinks of it. Fear of getting killed ain't enough to build up a case to immigrate. You'll get sent away if you cannot pay, Come back some other day. Doesn't matter what you fleeing, or that you're a human being. Even if you are just seeking a way to end your grieving. They don't care. Even if it's us who came in, installed a dictatorship, and you want out of that shit. We came in destabilized every aspect of your life, you'd think we'd care about your strife. You are just here for some help. This song wasn't funny, situation is grave. Land of the free, home of the brave
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Get a job, you lazy slob, don't be a knob. Don't waste your life, give in to strife, or you will die. Get your shit together. Get off the shelf, and make something out of yourself. Get a job, there are plenty. All are contracts to slavery, and if you get lucky, when you are old, you can be lazy. If you live long enough. There is no garuntee that you will live to see your golden years, after your tears. Put your blood and sweat into a factory, and see where your life will lead. Damned to work yourself into the death of night, with no end of it in sight. You could get run over, so why would you waste your years? You're not a pushover, so why would you give into fear? Agree to being treated like a piece shit, well that's just the american way. So shut the fuck up, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, and never get a living wage. Get a job, you lazy slob, don't be a knob. Don't waste your life, give in to strife, or you will die. Someday you will get there, retirement, after you do your share. Be a corporate servant Get a job, you lazy slob, don't be a knob. Don't waste your life, give in to strife, or you will die. Just hang in there.
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This man is a renegade cop, who doesn't play by the rules. A chill klan shill, red pilled, looking for the legal kill. He's a cowboy, not a doughboy, the real McCoy. Momma's proud of her boy. Killing suspects, lawyers deflect, sworn to protect, the wealthy sect, while he's semi-erect. A hero you will not forget. He is a man. Thinks he's the real life version of batman. No door man. No definitely not a doughnut chomping arrogant piece of shit murderous facist stan. The peak of male physique, not weak. Clapping traffic violaters in their cheeks. No crime is too benign. One time this guy even made a singer do hard time, because they couldn't even make their lyrics rhyme. They tried to rhyme paradigm with dinnertime, they're lucky they're alive. All rise for the judge jury and executioner. Stops criminals with his might. Shows no morals, respects no rights. He's got your ass in his sights. Was involved in a cop shooting, but his case went unresolved. Comissioner consults. Says to him, "you're a loose cannon, but god damnit do you get us results!
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They say what they think will help sway the vote their way, words they betray. Their influence is effluence, continous bullshit. These people are just snakes only in it for their sake. Only care about thier donors, their brokers, their owners, not voters. Platitudes they retell. The trash they expel. Consuming lies they sell, they should just off themselves. They're all bought and paid for a mascot for private financiers. They are just corporate whores. They forgot their integrity, threw thier soul down a hole. Humanity, now they're some kind of scum. They get plump, while we get crumbs. They're actually against our intrests, and actively fueling ignorance. Capitalizing on indifference, utilizing belligerence. We're ants basically stepped on blatantly, tossed out shamelessly, shoved down flagrantly. Why do we do this to ourselves? Platitudes they retell. The trash they expel. Consuming lies they sell, they should just off themselves. We're all cucks, and so fucked. They say what they think will help sway the vote their way, words they betray.
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The stars at night, are big and bright, despite carbon monoxide. The prairie sky is wide and high, over the landfill nearby. It's disgusting what we're doing, poisoning the world around us. Slowly dying, horrifying. Everything we know is crying out consistently for a shred of empathy. It's all in the name of industry. We're a disease killing off all the bees, and trees. There's an island that's made from bottles of gatorade. Actually there's now five patches where that shit survives. It's growing, not slowing, ongoing. Just floating, exposing, our cuisine, to styrene, it's obsene. We're assholes. We are fucking assholes. Just for one second think of the life that is threatened by our design. We are weapons for corporate crime. When we step in, will we have time? Cut down a forest, we are terrorists for conglomerates. By twenty fifty, Florida's undersea, and Corpus Christi. I know it's Florida, but if you want a orange you should've cared. Forest fires, and large torrents of sand, the recession of land, flooding of sewers. That is our future, later or sooner. Just for one second think of the life that is threatened by our design. We are weapons for corporate crime. When we step in, will we have time?
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about

The sixth album from The Sound That Ends Creation!

"A fun hysterical romp the whole family can enjoy"
- You in the future.... probably

AS ALWAYS, THIS WILL BE NAME YOUR PRICE UPON RELEASE!!!

credits

released November 5, 2021

Written, recorded, mixed, and mastered by: Chris Dearing

Guest vocals on "Get Your Shirt Off... It's Pervert Time" by Cameron Mcbride.

Guest vocals on "I Hate Ice, I don't Even Put It In My Water" by Carson Pace

Guest vocals on "You're A Loose Cannon, But You Get Results" by Kate Davies.

Art by Sesius Medina @sesius01

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