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from Unicorn Laser Bubblegum City by The Sound That Ends Creation

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lyrics

landlords are evil
goblins witholding
basic housing while
proxy murdering
the poor people who
spend their check on a
dirty studio
in north dakota
Mao was right

they are god's gift
as an american
working class grift
winning capitalism
anyone who profits
from this disaster
is someone who exploits
and is a bastard

"if you don't like renting from me
just go get your own property
rent is due by the way just raised
it because I need a jetski"
vroom vroom

if landlords weren't around
how could houses exist
it's not the builders
or the architects
people that actually do the work
no it's the landlords
sitting around like gary v
doing classist porn and
generally being a freak

also this
is all your fault becuase you are poor
don't just sit
around go and be a rich landlord

landlords are evil
goblins witholding
basic housing while
proxy murdering
the poor people who
spend their check on a
dirty studio
in north dakota

Mao was fucking right

What you are doing is shitty
exploiting people who won't ever
have even a tenth of the wealth
you have now

they are god's gift
as an american
working class grift
winning capitalism
anyone who profits
from this disaster
is someone who exploits
and is a bastard

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from Unicorn Laser Bubblegum City, released November 4, 2022

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