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Stops Frequent Urination, Causes Explosive Diarrhea

from Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers by The Sound That Ends Creation

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  • T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album

    Art by Cory Swope. The shirt is Gildan softstyle, which is what I've been using the past few times. It's also printed by the same company, so expect a nice big print.

    Bernie Sanders finally snaps, turns into his titan form and beats the shit out of Jeff Bezos>
    The back is a real quote from Bernie and probably what he says while he's ulting "I'm not always a smiley kind of guy" what a chad.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • 5 Panel Dad Hat
    Hat + Digital Album

    Black 5 panel dad hat 8869 Valucap.
    With white embroidery. The image is a (poorly made) mockup.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album

    These are printed on Gildan Softstyle, which is the shirt I've been using the past couple times, it's also the same printer so expect a nice, huge print.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days

      $20 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    12 inch vinyl with full color jacket, labels, and insert with lyrics, all shrink-wrapped and delivered to your door.

    3 variants, 100 pieces for each variant:
    Unicorn Poop: 3 color A/B pink, black, and light blue.
    Unicorn Loogie: Orange and light blue color in color with white splatter.
    Unicorn Vomit: Ultra clear with orange, pink, and light blue splatter.

    As is the case with all vinyl right now, it has missed it's ship date.
    I will keep everyone up to date.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days

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  • Flying Politician Shirt
    T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    4 color screen print on the front and single color print on the back of a black Gildan Softstyle. This is a very big print, on a very soft, nice shirt.

    Art by Sesius Medina

    Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • CD
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    CD in a jewel case, the tray is clear unlike this mockup.
    run of 100

    Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

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lyrics

Do you feel drowsy?
Depressed or stressed or just plain lowsy?
Do you feel some pain?
Can't get up off the couch and face the day?

Well my friend, here's something for you.
It will mend all your aches like new!
A new blend, grows your penis too!
This godsend, the greatest scientific breakthrough!
Just a couple side-effects, trust, something we legally must express.

Diarrhea, insomnia, dermatitis, and drowsiness, night sweats, and dizziness.
Some patients also experienced debilitating flatulence.
Heart disease, male menses, buckled knees, bloated feces, constipation, inflammation, embolism, loss of patience.

Do you feel drowsy?
Depressed or stressed or just plain lowsy?
Do you feel some pain?
Get off the couch and face the day!

Legally I can't lie, five people have died.
There are a few lawsuits.
You should ask your doctor if this shit is fine for you!

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from Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers, released November 5, 2021

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