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I Tried To Be A Programmer, But Couldn't Hack It

from Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers by The Sound That Ends Creation

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    Art by Cory Swope. The shirt is Gildan softstyle, which is what I've been using the past few times. It's also printed by the same company, so expect a nice big print.

    Bernie Sanders finally snaps, turns into his titan form and beats the shit out of Jeff Bezos>
    The back is a real quote from Bernie and probably what he says while he's ulting "I'm not always a smiley kind of guy" what a chad.

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    Hat + Digital Album

    Black 5 panel dad hat 8869 Valucap.
    With white embroidery. The image is a (poorly made) mockup.

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    These are printed on Gildan Softstyle, which is the shirt I've been using the past couple times, it's also the same printer so expect a nice, huge print.

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    12 inch vinyl with full color jacket, labels, and insert with lyrics, all shrink-wrapped and delivered to your door.

    3 variants, 100 pieces for each variant:
    Unicorn Poop: 3 color A/B pink, black, and light blue.
    Unicorn Loogie: Orange and light blue color in color with white splatter.
    Unicorn Vomit: Ultra clear with orange, pink, and light blue splatter.

    As is the case with all vinyl right now, it has missed it's ship date.
    I will keep everyone up to date.

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  • Flying Politician Shirt
    T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    4 color screen print on the front and single color print on the back of a black Gildan Softstyle. This is a very big print, on a very soft, nice shirt.

    Art by Sesius Medina

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    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    CD in a jewel case, the tray is clear unlike this mockup.
    run of 100

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lyrics

Get a job, you lazy slob, don't be a knob.
Don't waste your life, give in to strife, or you will die.

Get your shit together.
Get off the shelf, and make something out of yourself.
Get a job, there are plenty.
All are contracts to slavery,
and if you get lucky,
when you are old, you can be lazy.
If you live long enough.

There is no garuntee that you will live to see your golden years,
after your tears.

Put your blood and sweat into a factory, and see where your life will lead.
Damned to work yourself into the death of night, with no end of it in sight.
You could get run over, so why would you waste your years?
You're not a pushover, so why would you give into fear?
Agree to being treated like a piece shit, well that's just the american way.
So shut the fuck up, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, and never get a living wage.

Get a job, you lazy slob, don't be a knob.
Don't waste your life, give in to strife, or you will die.

Someday you will get there, retirement,
after you do your share. Be a corporate servant

Get a job, you lazy slob, don't be a knob.
Don't waste your life, give in to strife, or you will die.

Just hang in there.

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from Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers, released November 5, 2021

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