• Bernie VS Bezos Shirt

  T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album

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  Art by Cory Swope. The shirt is Gildan softstyle, which is what I've been using the past few times. It's also printed by the same company, so expect a nice big print.
  
  Bernie Sanders finally snaps, turns into his titan form and beats the shit out of Jeff Bezos>
  The back is a real quote from Bernie and probably what he says while he's ulting "I'm not always a smiley kind of guy" what a chad.
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
  ships out within 3 days

  Buy T-Shirt/Shirt   $20 USD or more 

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• 5 Panel Dad Hat

  Hat + Digital Album

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  Black 5 panel dad hat 8869 Valucap.
  With white embroidery. The image is a (poorly made) mockup.
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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• Eat The Rich

  T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album

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  These are printed on Gildan Softstyle, which is the shirt I've been using the past couple times, it's also the same printer so expect a nice, huge print.
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
  ships out within 3 days

  Buy T-Shirt/Shirt   $20 USD or more 

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• 12" Vinyl

  Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

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  12 inch vinyl with full color jacket, labels, and insert with lyrics, all shrink-wrapped and delivered to your door.
  
  3 variants, 100 pieces for each variant:
  Unicorn Poop: 3 color A/B pink, black, and light blue.
  Unicorn Loogie: Orange and light blue color in color with white splatter.
  Unicorn Vomit: Ultra clear with orange, pink, and light blue splatter.
  
  As is the case with all vinyl right now, it has missed it's ship date.
  I will keep everyone up to date.
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
  ships out within 3 days

  Buy Record/Vinyl   $20 USD or more 

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• Flying Politician Shirt

  T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

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  4 color screen print on the front and single color print on the back of a black Gildan Softstyle. This is a very big print, on a very soft, nice shirt.
  
  Art by Sesius Medina
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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• CD

  Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

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  CD in a jewel case, the tray is clear unlike this mockup.
  run of 100
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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• Digital Track

  Streaming + Download

  Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
  Purchasable with gift card

  Buy Digital Track   name your price

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