Unicorn Laser Bubblegum City, by The Sound That Ends Creation

Unicorn Laser Bubblegum City

by The Sound That Ends Creation

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Diogenes Grief One-man universe-cleansing cataclysm, TStEC, mashes up another phenomenal EP to crush one's soul with sagacious snark. We can all laugh our way to the reeducation centers in Idaho once the right-wing Idiocracy finally takes over. Vive la résistance! \m/ Favorite track: Bernie Sanders Is A Hot Piece Of Ass.

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Random color eco swirl 12" vinyl with lyric insert in polybags. Strictly limited to 100, these will not be repressed.
Art by Cory Swope of Curly Art!

I expect to ship these sometime in late December or early January.
The image is just a representation, not the actual color of the vinyl.

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Black Bubblegum Joggers
Other Apparel
Black joggers with pink print.
"Unicorn Laser Bubblegum City" logo on the front, and TSTEC logo repeated down the side of the right leg.

JERZEES - Nublend® Joggers - 975MPR

I should have these shipped out by Thanksgiving

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Black Bubblegum T-Shirt
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Black shirt with ep cover art print and ep title on the back.
Art by Cory Swope of Curly Art!
The shirt is Gildan Softstyle.

These should be shipped out before Thanksgiving.

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Black Camo Bubblegum Windbreaker
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Black camo windbreaker
TSTEC logo on the front and EP title on the back!
These should be shipped out by Thanksgiving
Independent Trading Co. - Unisex Lightweight Windbreaker Full-Zip Jacket - EXP54LWZ

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1.	Obama Sent The Immigrants To Vaccinate Your Guns With Soy Milk 03:03	lyrics	buy track
coporation paday claims of moral decay shouting racist doomsday the facists of today very afraid of "they" manufactered hearsay debate pervert essay the facists of today the heritage lies focused on dick size supremist implies gorging on freedom fries fighting the "liberals" redpilling incels blowing dog whistles their brain in shambles the great replacement patent derangement lives in abasement and their mom's basement loves cancel culture murders protestors caters to vultures and their investors coporation paday claims of moral decay shouting racist doomsday the facists of today nazi fuck fox news cuck donald duck "rules for thee not for me" mostly free their platform's just lies don't care if we die and they just insist it's in our intrest if we give control we're selling our soul but who am I kidding? no one gives a shit at all. we are like the Weimar Republic lead by old fucking geriatrics who have done literally nothing to stop this facist wave from ever coming feckless inaction has fucked us it's almost blatantly treasonous might as well roll out red carpet and give them a cone of sherbet coporation paday claims of moral decay shouting racist doomsday the facists of today very afraid of "they" manufactered hearsay debate pervert essay the facists of today
2.	I Eat Liberals And Shit Bullets 01:54	lyrics	buy track
I Eat Liberals And Shit Bullets closet fascist mainly classist Slightly racist culture playlist has the power but they cower real change soured cope devour castrated sedated outdated cucks corporations give donations kills the nation's regulations out of touch brain is mush always looking to blame a crutch a left win is a sin it has to be bipartisan making pacts they'll retract unfortunately it's all an act lying cunts fucking dunce sold out the country all at once castrated sedated outdated cucks kente cloth starbucks froth drinking broth claims that they understand the system that only they know how to work in it Everything that we want is too much "we need to approach it with a light touch" even when they win they wont fix it even when they win they'll just submit But I still wish them they're very best I wish someone would give them a rest closet fascist mainly classist Slightly racist culture playlist has the power but they cower real change soured cope devour
3.	Tesla Stock Cured My Erectile Dysfunction 02:58	lyrics	buy track
landlords are evil goblins witholding basic housing while proxy murdering the poor people who spend their check on a dirty studio in north dakota Mao was right they are god's gift as an american working class grift winning capitalism anyone who profits from this disaster is someone who exploits and is a bastard "if you don't like renting from me just go get your own property rent is due by the way just raised it because I need a jetski" vroom vroom if landlords weren't around how could houses exist it's not the builders or the architects people that actually do the work no it's the landlords sitting around like gary v doing classist porn and generally being a freak also this is all your fault becuase you are poor don't just sit around go and be a rich landlord landlords are evil goblins witholding basic housing while proxy murdering the poor people who spend their check on a dirty studio in north dakota Mao was fucking right What you are doing is shitty exploiting people who won't ever have even a tenth of the wealth you have now they are god's gift as an american working class grift winning capitalism anyone who profits from this disaster is someone who exploits and is a bastard
4.	Bernie Sanders Is A Hot Piece Of Ass 01:24	lyrics	buy track
technology has made us more subservient better workers. it's just a way to extract more from the labor force. need to change the economy build some class solidarity we have insured an unequal class system where poor people end up being cogs in the machine living life devoid of meaning we will continue to live a shitty existance while the rich get richer sucking all our profits technology has made us more subservient better workers. it's just a way to extract more from the labor force. need to change the economy build some class solidarity these rich fuckers stealing our bag need to unite and take it back
5.	Ben Shapiro Can't Handle This WAP 03:10	lyrics	buy track
gay people married what's next? you gonna blow up the planet with the fucking deathstar? normalize beating the fucking shit out of Ben Shapiro and all the other transphobes roses are red violets are blue trans people exist and are people too conflating sex with gender is always used to present trans activists as stupid and irrational a tool used to obfuscate the fact that all they want is some fucking rights if you think people are castrating kids you're insane for thinking that's what's going on in society. you're insane bigot mental gymnastics like a transphobic monkey gay people married what's next? you gonna blow up the planet with the fucking deathstar? normalize beating the fucking shit out of Ben Shapiro and all the other transphobes roses are red violets are blue trans people exist and are people too normalize beating the fucking shit out of Ben Shapiro and all the other transphobes Just punch a transphobe fuck up a transphobe Just kick a transphobe in their balls

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Unicorns + Lasers = Bubblegum City

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released November 4, 2022

Chris Dearing - Everything

Art by Cory Swope

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The Sound That Ends Creation Allen, Texas

TSTEC takes the mathiest of math, the grindiest of grind, and some good old fashioned wierdness and throws it into a blender.

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May 29

Andy's Bar

Denton, TX

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